Bulimia: Purging in the shower, or at least trying to.

She is actually recovering from this disorder.

But this is something you can never really fully recover from.

Drug Abuse: Cocaine, pain killers, cigarettes, and alcohol. Favorite hobby: snorting coke in nothing but her underwear, and a suit jacket. She is also recovering, and despite appearances, there is nothing illegal in this photo. Crushed caffeine pills, antibiotics, real cigarettes, and sparkling red grape juice are good substitutes.